The politics of the Zimbabwe situation remain on a knife edge, with reports suggesting President Robert Mugabe, humiliated and on the nose though he maybe, has decided to fight back against an Opposition that seems to have won more votes in the election.
It’s like a soap opera, except of course it’s much more serious than that. A country is bleeding to death.
But maybe, just maybe, things have gone so far that more brutality won’t cut it this time for Mugabe. The Reserve Bank has just printed a Zim$50 million note, worth about US$1. Maybe getting a few $50m notes each month doesn’t excite the army rank and file and the public service anymore. Maybe they won’t do Mugabe’s bidding. Maybe (please God let is be so) they are fed up to back teeth with him too.
So maybe we’re a week or two away from a new administration. Word on the street is that Opposition Leader Morgan Tsvangirai is a decent bloke but no rocket scientist (unlike the smaller opposition group leader, who actually is one). He’ll have the world’s good will behind him and, according to the UK press, an aid package of $1 billion is being lined up. But he’ll need to bring in some good help.
How do you resurect a country who’s economy has been devastated by criminal mismanagement and that has a debased currency. Economists are not sure.
But, hey, let’s take some punts here. We’re looking for economic opportunity. I recognise of course that Zimbabwe has exchange controls in place and that doesn’t encourage investment, but Tsvangirai is going to have to lift them, even if only selectively at first.
If I were advising Tsvangirai, I’d be saying let’s get our export sector right. Our mines in our mineral rich country are low hanging fruit. Let’s make sure they have all the inputs they need and so we can take full advantage of the commodity price boom. Also, I’d be saying that we should let bygones be bygones and not be concerned that China helped out Mugabe from time to time. Let’s cosy up, sell them some chrome, get a little investment. Opportunity one: check out the mining stocks.
The second immediate opportunity is in tourism. Zimbabwe is a beautiful country; parts of it are Africa in the raw; and the people - Mugabe and the top brass apart - are friendly and hospitable. It won’t take much to get the tourist infrastructure back up to scratch. Maybe have an open skies policy so that Richard Branson will fly in sun-starved poms by the gross.
And in a time when food prices are high and not looking to come down any time soon, there’s a solution to the problem of idle farms swirling around. Maybe long leases, maybe tax breaks to produce, maybe a use it or loose it policy for farms confiscated under Mugabe’s poorly implemented resettlement program.
I’m feeling better already and might put some money Zimbabwe’s way. There might be some opportunities and, heck, it’s a great cause.
Mugabe’s got to go first, of course.